Simon Cowell’s Secret Plans For John & Edward

Published by djmick on October 27th, 2009

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A few weeks back I was tipped off by Colin about who the 12 contestants appearing on the X Factor live shows would be, and true to his word, he was spot on.

Well it looks like Colin’s X Factor mole has been whispering some more gossip in his ear and he has kindly shared his secrets with djmickV2.

The story coming out of the X Factor camp is pretty big and one that might make you shout, “Oh no djmick, tell us you’re joking”.

Sadly I’m not joking nor pulling your leg when I tell you that when Irish brothers John and Edward finally get kicked off, sorry voted off, that won’t be the last we see or hear of them.

And I’m not talking guest appearances at the local Asda either.

National ad campaigns on TV and roadside billboards, in the papers, online – everywhere you can think of and John & Edward will be there, smugly smiling at you.

Kids are going to be wearing J&E clothes, writing with J&E stationary, talking their J&E snacks to school in their J&E lunchboxes that will be packed into the upcoming J&E schoolbags.

Sadly it’s all true. The annoying deadbeat duo are set to sign a multi-million pound merchandise deal with the newly formed entertainment company headed by Simon Cowell and retail billionaire Philip Green.

By summer 2010 John & Edward will have taken over the country and millions of kids will have been brainwashed into thinking this pair are the be all and end all.

If you think they are annoying now, give it twelve months.

Update:
A PR man for Top Man has just released a statement which reads, “I can confirm that there are absolutely no plans at all for Topman to do a clothing line or any kind of collaboration with John and Edward of X Factor.”

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