10 Laws That Prove The World Is Nuts
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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You do know that what you have there is crap?
Crap? You sure it’s not you who is full of it?
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WHO ACTUALLY RITES DIS CRAP???
n btw the 2nd point MAKES SENSE!!!
WHERES THE FREAKIN DECENCY IN YOU!!!!
SICK0000!!
Facts are facts Jon. And where does decency come into it?
I never made these laws or rules, I simply shared them.
THIS:
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
IS NOT TRUE.
there is no such legislation regarding masturbation.
And I take it you are an Indonesian lawyer or judge? Thought not…
“In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here”
BS!!! why would u even say that! maybe you ought to verify ur “facts” before posting them!
And Rachel, you are a professor of what exactly?
Before you speak, let me hold my nose as I think it’s you who is full of BS.
hilarious but unbelievable facts…(facts??)
lol lol lol lol
i’m lucky i’m not leaving in those places specially in Guam.hahahahahah
i agree with rachel. it’s BS! that’s so wrong as many other things u wrote!
At least Ivy got it….
Citation needed.
cite your sources…u cant say these are facts without sources.,..
This is crap (at least the Colombian one is) I live in Colombia and that is not true.
get a life, get some facts, stop writing bullshit!!
And the experts keep coming through the door and spouting their own bs…
The SOURCES man! Give us SOURCES!
i looked up the guam thing
it was bs
i can’t believe anybody would believe something like that. i’m glad other posters have voiced their opinions. you are incredibly dense, djmick.
first of all, not only do i have a friend born and raised in guam who says it’s a load of bs, but if you THINK ABOUT IT:
1. guam is a US territory, a rule like that would not be allowed
2. a law like that would be IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE
3. come ON. seriously? just freakin look it up on google.
epic fail, djmick, epic fail
i didn’t even read the rest of the list, that one fact showed the validity of the rest of it
“And the experts keep coming through the door and spouting their own bs…”
Hey you started with the bullshitting ass hat.
ass hat… nice of you to introduce yourself, welcome and thanks for visiting.
Stop acting like a f**king c**t and provide of these laws are real.
not only are you full of s**t, djmick, but you’re immediately defensive. then given you have no sources to cite, you resort to lame quips. you STILL have not cited anything, despite several requests.
which only makes this attempt at an article completely flimsy.
its people like you that the internet needs a cleansing of. passing off hearsay as ‘facts’ but refusing to back up your claims.
i can only guess your next article will be on amazing ‘darwin awards’ that you got in an email chain which are also full of shit…
As I said above, I think commenter Ivy is the only one who got it….
I want to live in Guam with Ivy… lol, lol, lol
oh right, now i see. ivy lol’ed.
that means its all better. pushing BS in a really poorly constructed gag still leads you to deserve a storm of backlash.
i guess i missed it because i usually only lol at funny things.
well..it’s no surprise you’ve put the so called facts about Islam in the beginning.shows how sane and believable you are!!how does it feel sitting and writing not just bullshit,but complete lies that you would hopefully pay for soon. if you want to spread your bullshit ,do it somewhere else,maybe between your crack heads of friends and don’t come near religion.it’s crazy what losers are allowed to post on the internet these days. hopefully,not many people like you would get the chance .
law 11: allowing people like you to be outside with the real world.
RM you are warped!!!
You should seek medical attention immediately, people in your state of mind really do need to take the medication daily.
this is wrong in so many ways…
I’m from Maryland and I never knew about that law. I do know that in my state its illegal to give or recieve oral sex. Ohh well the sex police need to arrest me for that. I did that on my ex girlfriends and my wife.
Djmick, do you really just sit there waiting for someone to post something about your silly little post so that you can swing in and make witty remarks where most won’t come back to read later on?? Boy, I sure hope you think up something nice and intelligent to say to me, I know in about ten minutes I’ll forgot entirely about this post while your huffing and puffing and pounding on your keyboard like a barbaric gorilla (no offense to any gorillas out there).
Yeah ChaChi you pretty much got me figured out there.
I’ve even got things set up so that I receive an sms to my mobile whenever someone leaves a comment so I can rush to my PC at any time of the day or night and reply.
I know people don’t come back but with nearly two million people visiting the site every month you don’t really miss them.
ChaChi you’re marvelous, you’re talents are wasted. Maybe you should come and work at djmick, you fancy it? Right now there’s a position open for someone to take charge of replying to all comments. I think you’d fill the position with ease.
Not only is this all of this poorly written and complete BS (easy to find sources referenced t the end), it is entirely unfunny. Please, for everyone that may inadvertently come across your site, take a course in composition, or at least learn to write in a comedic style. If your goal was: 1) To entertain with humorous anecdotes
2) Inform with interesting facts about the world or,
3) Some combination of 1 and 2,you have failed miserably.
In light of this, I ask you, on behalf of the literate with a sense of humor, to please stop writing this garbage.
Obviously I’m not as bad as you …
“Not only is this all of this poorly written”
Take it easy on him guys. He’s only trying to compensate for his tiny penis.
3 inches and proud of it!!!
I’d like to be a topless sales woman in Liverpool at a tropical fish store.
Should I be asking for some exclusive pics?
i thought this was great…and considered moving to Hong Kong. why is everyone so damn critical? who cares about the validity of any of this. i like it. thumbs up.
Lola I’m glad you seen the funny side of it all….
i believe it all there are wierd laws out there like in Michigan the male in a marriage owns the females hair
why is everyone so critical, lola?
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Sorry KR, your language isn’t acceptable.
sure it isnt the fact i just pwned you (and lola) and you dont want the rest of the site visitors to see? why didnt you just print it with **** in place of the words that are too sensitive for you?
full of s*** and a f****** p**** c*** too, i guess.
Because right now I’m pretty sick and I don’t have the time to edit your filth.
If you have something to say just say it without being crude and it’ll pass straight through.
you stupid …
I live in Lebanon, which has nothin to do with wat you just said
you would have known that had you been a little more literate or if your mom didn’t drop you on your head when you so unfortunately thrashed your douchebaggy way out of her …..
so go ….. a goat
stewie, you seem such a nice chap……… shame your mouth is so foul…..
Chill out people.
Yes, these are complete crap & certainly not real “laws”
Yes, I suspect it is a poorly written attempt at humour
BUT:
You visited this site of your own free will
DJmick owns this site and therefore has the right to publish whatever he wants (assuming it does not contravene the laws of his own nation)
The web is full of shite, misleading info and down right lies, so what is a little more?
If you don’t like it, don’t visit. Free will, free choice, Life is too short for the crap some are spouting on here!
Oh, and one more thing:
Generally insulting ones “customers” doesn’t lead to much in the way of repeat business. DJMick you need to lighten up too!
The Stump thanks for the tip but I’ve managed quite well for the past nine years, and you can’t argue with a 40% bookmark rate which blows out your repeat business theory
I think I must be doing something right somewhere….
djmick, i think to solve this problem, just put a caption @ the bottom of the article saying that the facts are not real and has no validity. or something…
Jeez, everybody needs to calm down. There are lots of stupid laws that are still technically legit in many places. It’s just no senator wants to be remembered saying, “Uhh, yea, I think we need to get rid of that pesky law about men not being able to have sex with a mother and daughter at the same time…” The reason many of you Googlers can’t find them is either because a) you’re stupid or b) these laws are quite silly and not enforced so they don’t list them.
Please remember that this site is made only for fun. Djmick’s intention (now correct me if I’m wrong) was not to be a source for college students to write their thesis on, it’s just to give you something to do and maybe make you laugh a little.
There, I’m done.
addier is another one who seen this list for what it is…. light entertainment.
ok… you still don’t get it, djmick. or addier. and others who think its ok to push garbage as fact. if you write a light entertainment article, label it as such, and then you can let the morons be misled at their own peril.
but when you have a title ‘…laws that prove…’ but they’re not certified laws, you’re not proving a damn thing.
This list sucks. YOU suck. The very FACT that you have responded to practically every single one of these comments within 10 minutes of them being posted is an odd juxtaposition on entertainment and being pathetic.
You could die tomorrow and no one would care
Jonus the reason I reply so quickly is because all comments must be approved – so I reply as I approve. If that makes me sad, so be it.
If I died tomorrow I think a few people would care, maybe my 11 kids because I’m worth more dead than I am alive.
KR do you want 20p so you can call someone who is interested in what you have to say?
Hi DjMick,
I for one thought it was funny
I found you through stumble! which proves I’m not the only one to think so. True or not, I sort of don’t care – it’s the internet ! You can write anything you’d like, an so you did. Thank you for sharing !
All the other hating comments posted, it’s just, I don’t get why anyone would wanna do that. If they thought it was a load of BS, why read the hole thing AND comment on it… Makes you wonder, right?
I live in Liverpool an would love to see a topless girl in a tropical fish store but sadly that doesn’t happen, loved the piece though, thought it was very funny, peace out mannnn
keep the 20p, djmick, you might need it to buy lunch and dinner at some stage.
just on a casual run through the comments, it seems you’re of the major minority. more people have called BS on you and despise this ‘article’ than those who naively wish to call it entertainment.
you keep trying to come up with smart rebuttals, yet, you have yet to do so once.
don’t try again (despite the fact we both know you will) – in the eyes of anyone who has some amount of intelligence and respect for factual information, you just keep embarassing yourself.
I doubt I’ll need the 20p as much as you KR, so send me your mailing address and I’ll have my secretary mail you a cheque asap.
As for you telling me what and what not to do on my own site, save your self the trouble of typing. I’m not interested in your opinion.
Very very funny. Isn’t there some commercials that say dumb laws? I believe it. And some that they say on there are just completely ridiculous! But, kudos to you. I love dumb comedy shit, so this was perfect!
ALL BULL CRAP
I LOLED @ the Hong Kong part
Hong Kong is the same as New York or San Francisco. Not a stubborn backward village of some sort…
this laws are really CRAZZYYYYYYYYYYY
Im from cali, and you dont have ti take your mother with you to have sex thats a LIE
wow the real entertainment is the back and forth between DjMick and all the peaple who claim this to be bull shit, personaly i dont care if there real or not, this was still a good way to waste 10 minutes
the chat argument has been funnier to read than the so-called “laws”
As you seem to want credentials from everyone who’s calling you out on this crap, perhaps you’d like to tell all of US what makes you an expert on all of these? Or are you, perhaps, merely posting something that you found elsewhere on the net without actually verifying it first?
And I have seen this exact list, comments and all, elsewhere on the net.
Dave, I don’t want anything from anyone.
As for seeing this list and comments somewhere else, leave a comment with a url so we can all see which sites are stealing djmickV2 content.
I’m from Hong Kong studying law and I can guarantee you there is no such law, so don’t get your hopes high people
The indonesia thing is made up…I never heard of it, personally. I live in Bandung.
In indonesia sexiness is everywhere, we have lots of Playboy knockoff magazines. And our artistes are sexy as hell, no way you can refrain yourself from masturbating! Just check out Cinta Laura, she’s hottt
i’m a police, there’s no such law about masturbation in indonesia!
here you go everyone, proof that djmick is a plagiarist, of bad information no less.
http://en.calameo.com/books/0000000254f814d8963e8/related
published june 2008.
you didn’t even attempt to reword anything. so no, YOU are not entertaining, even to those who think bad information is good entertainment. give those accolades to some other moron who originally penned the bad infromation (which was likely in several broken parts to have been penned by somebody before them).
you lose, djmick.
KR, you are my hero, let me bow down to thee… djmick is not worthy!!!!
Where did I say the list was mine or written by me? Your web browser must be displaying different text to mine.
BTW, the only loser around here is YOU!!!
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# djmick on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Dave, I don’t want anything from anyone.
As for seeing this list and comments somewhere else, leave a comment with a url so we can all see which sites are stealing djmickV2 content.
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um…?
my god, you just keep making yourself out to be more and more stupid with every post you try to throw back at me.
i advised you before to stop for your own sake, please, i really am a little embarrassed to constantly pwn you.
KR, are you intentionally stupid? Is it an act?
Dave reckoned he’d seen, “this exact list, comments and all, elsewhere on the net.” – now unless you’re commenting elsewhere and I’m copying all these responses from another djmick then I’m thinking you can’t read and take in what others are typing.
Me looking more and more stupid – sorry, you must be looking in the mirror because the only person around here doing that is you.
And btw, if I needed any advise, you’d be the last person I come to and ask, even then would I take it in and follow it? Extremely unlikely.
It would be funnier if you didn’t say these were facts because they aren’t and some of these are offensive to people. I’m not going to hammer you like everyone else, but i recommend you write the truth or don’t state false facts.
wow, you actually can get dumber. and since you seem to love proving your inferiority, i’ll continue to pwn you.
how would dave see these reader comments, which are dynamic, on any other site?
no, the comments he is referring to, as i (from an intelligent person’s point of view) read it, is the parenthesised comments following each ‘law’.
THOSE are not djmick content. those belong to the original author.
so our browsers show the same text, the problem it seems is you struggle with comprehending english.
ps- i looked in the mirror. my god, are people supposed to actually be THAT good looking?
pps- advice is spelt with a ‘c’. you should, despite your stubbornness, consider that advice.
sadly the only person getting dumber is you – ONLY YOU.
I’m bored of you now, you’re like a puppy dog humping my leg – funny to start with, then it just gets annoying.
and yet again, you provide empty rhetoric. words without base. the last resort of someone who know’s they should quit, but refuses to be made to look the fool. on his own site, no less.
provide examples of my stupidity. please. i’ve posted enough times, i must have said something stupid.
you just don’t know how to accept defeat. you’re like the kid that kicks a ball into a tree. so he throws another ball up to knock it out. but that gets stuck. so he throws a bat. then a chair. and before you know it, he has nothing left AND realises there was a ladder there all along.
i know it’s tough to admit to yourself (and your site guests) that you’re not the big man you always thought you were. now it’s time to use the ladder. walk away. before the tree and all its contents comes crashing down.
Zzzz…. you are boring the living crap out of me.
There is no defeat to admit, there’s no trees, chairs or ladders – just a humping puppy dog that likes my leg.
for what it’s worh, i might be boring the crap out of you, but to some of your site guests, i’m contributing more entertainment value than the original ‘article’. which speaks further as to how out of touch you are with what actually constitutes entertainment to people with a low tolerance for BS.
yeah, you’ll touch on how many site hits you get or whatever – and yes, that will continue, because luckily for you the world is full of idiots, and the internet is good for 5 min fixes of mindless activity. its the same for pop music. money to be made at the expense of actual talent if you throw the right pieces together for a mindless audience. so good on you. but being an authority to idiocy just seems like low aspirations to me. or maybe i just aim too high.
hell, if you weren’t such a douchebag, it’d probably make sense for me to write columns for you. at least we could be confident the material would be fresh, factual, and funny. 3 things missing from your work.
i’m done. i can admit i’ve already pwned you enough, it really doesn’t feel right to encourage you to keep digging a deeper hole for yourself.
love, KR.
KR the pleasure has been all mine, I have enjoyed your company and you will be sadly missed, just not humping my leg
Calm down everybody.
To all the folks who read the article and had a laugh …. well done, you got the point.
To all the others who jumped on their high horses …. ffs go and have a cup of strong tea and a lie down. This is not CNN.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
NOT TRUE, this is total bs, who said this?
not a lawyer nor judge. my relative is.
no masturbation = decapitation law in indonesia. thats bulshit.
show us the proof
I HAPPEN TO LIKE YOUR SHIT –
MATTER OF FACT
YOUR SHIT IS JUST AS GOOD AS MY SHIT
SO DON’T BE HATIN IF I RIP OFF SOME OF YOUR SHIT
BEST
M
This is not believable. It is possible and real?