10 Laws That Prove The World Is Nuts
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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You do know that what you have there is crap?
Crap? You sure it’s not you who is full of it?
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WHO ACTUALLY RITES DIS CRAP???
n btw the 2nd point MAKES SENSE!!!
WHERES THE FREAKIN DECENCY IN YOU!!!!
SICK0000!!
Facts are facts Jon. And where does decency come into it?
I never made these laws or rules, I simply shared them.
THIS:
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
IS NOT TRUE.
there is no such legislation regarding masturbation.
And I take it you are an Indonesian lawyer or judge? Thought not…
“In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here”
BS!!! why would u even say that! maybe you ought to verify ur “facts” before posting them!
And Rachel, you are a professor of what exactly?
Before you speak, let me hold my nose as I think it’s you who is full of BS.
hilarious but unbelievable facts…(facts??)
lol lol lol lol
i’m lucky i’m not leaving in those places specially in Guam.hahahahahah
i agree with rachel. it’s BS! that’s so wrong as many other things u wrote!
At least Ivy got it….
Citation needed.
cite your sources…u cant say these are facts without sources.,..
This is crap (at least the Colombian one is) I live in Colombia and that is not true.
get a life, get some facts, stop writing bullshit!!
And the experts keep coming through the door and spouting their own bs…
The SOURCES man! Give us SOURCES!
i looked up the guam thing
it was bs
i can’t believe anybody would believe something like that. i’m glad other posters have voiced their opinions. you are incredibly dense, djmick.
first of all, not only do i have a friend born and raised in guam who says it’s a load of bs, but if you THINK ABOUT IT:
1. guam is a US territory, a rule like that would not be allowed
2. a law like that would be IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE
3. come ON. seriously? just freakin look it up on google.
epic fail, djmick, epic fail
i didn’t even read the rest of the list, that one fact showed the validity of the rest of it
“And the experts keep coming through the door and spouting their own bs…”
Hey you started with the bullshitting ass hat.
ass hat… nice of you to introduce yourself, welcome and thanks for visiting.
Stop acting like a f**king c**t and provide of these laws are real.
not only are you full of s**t, djmick, but you’re immediately defensive. then given you have no sources to cite, you resort to lame quips. you STILL have not cited anything, despite several requests.
which only makes this attempt at an article completely flimsy.
its people like you that the internet needs a cleansing of. passing off hearsay as ‘facts’ but refusing to back up your claims.
i can only guess your next article will be on amazing ‘darwin awards’ that you got in an email chain which are also full of shit…
As I said above, I think commenter Ivy is the only one who got it….
I want to live in Guam with Ivy… lol, lol, lol
oh right, now i see. ivy lol’ed.
that means its all better. pushing BS in a really poorly constructed gag still leads you to deserve a storm of backlash.
i guess i missed it because i usually only lol at funny things.
well..it’s no surprise you’ve put the so called facts about Islam in the beginning.shows how sane and believable you are!!how does it feel sitting and writing not just bullshit,but complete lies that you would hopefully pay for soon. if you want to spread your bullshit ,do it somewhere else,maybe between your crack heads of friends and don’t come near religion.it’s crazy what losers are allowed to post on the internet these days. hopefully,not many people like you would get the chance .
law 11: allowing people like you to be outside with the real world.
RM you are warped!!!
You should seek medical attention immediately, people in your state of mind really do need to take the medication daily.
this is wrong in so many ways…
I’m from Maryland and I never knew about that law. I do know that in my state its illegal to give or recieve oral sex. Ohh well the sex police need to arrest me for that. I did that on my ex girlfriends and my wife.
Djmick, do you really just sit there waiting for someone to post something about your silly little post so that you can swing in and make witty remarks where most won’t come back to read later on?? Boy, I sure hope you think up something nice and intelligent to say to me, I know in about ten minutes I’ll forgot entirely about this post while your huffing and puffing and pounding on your keyboard like a barbaric gorilla (no offense to any gorillas out there).
Yeah ChaChi you pretty much got me figured out there.
I’ve even got things set up so that I receive an sms to my mobile whenever someone leaves a comment so I can rush to my PC at any time of the day or night and reply.
I know people don’t come back but with nearly two million people visiting the site every month you don’t really miss them.
ChaChi you’re marvelous, you’re talents are wasted. Maybe you should come and work at djmick, you fancy it? Right now there’s a position open for someone to take charge of replying to all comments. I think you’d fill the position with ease.
Not only is this all of this poorly written and complete BS (easy to find sources referenced t the end), it is entirely unfunny. Please, for everyone that may inadvertently come across your site, take a course in composition, or at least learn to write in a comedic style. If your goal was: 1) To entertain with humorous anecdotes
2) Inform with interesting facts about the world or,
3) Some combination of 1 and 2,you have failed miserably.
In light of this, I ask you, on behalf of the literate with a sense of humor, to please stop writing this garbage.
Obviously I’m not as bad as you …
“Not only is this all of this poorly written”
Take it easy on him guys. He’s only trying to compensate for his tiny penis.
3 inches and proud of it!!!
I’d like to be a topless sales woman in Liverpool at a tropical fish store.
Should I be asking for some exclusive pics?
i thought this was great…and considered moving to Hong Kong. why is everyone so damn critical? who cares about the validity of any of this. i like it. thumbs up.
Lola I’m glad you seen the funny side of it all….
i believe it all there are wierd laws out there like in Michigan the male in a marriage owns the females hair
why is everyone so critical, lola?
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Sorry KR, your language isn’t acceptable.
sure it isnt the fact i just pwned you (and lola) and you dont want the rest of the site visitors to see? why didnt you just print it with **** in place of the words that are too sensitive for you?
full of s*** and a f****** p**** c*** too, i guess.
Because right now I’m pretty sick and I don’t have the time to edit your filth.
If you have something to say just say it without being crude and it’ll pass straight through.
you stupid …
I live in Lebanon, which has nothin to do with wat you just said
you would have known that had you been a little more literate or if your mom didn’t drop you on your head when you so unfortunately thrashed your douchebaggy way out of her …..
so go ….. a goat
stewie, you seem such a nice chap……… shame your mouth is so foul…..
Chill out people.
Yes, these are complete crap & certainly not real “laws”
Yes, I suspect it is a poorly written attempt at humour
BUT:
You visited this site of your own free will
DJmick owns this site and therefore has the right to publish whatever he wants (assuming it does not contravene the laws of his own nation)
The web is full of shite, misleading info and down right lies, so what is a little more?
If you don’t like it, don’t visit. Free will, free choice, Life is too short for the crap some are spouting on here!
Oh, and one more thing:
Generally insulting ones “customers” doesn’t lead to much in the way of repeat business. DJMick you need to lighten up too!
The Stump thanks for the tip but I’ve managed quite well for the past nine years, and you can’t argue with a 40% bookmark rate which blows out your repeat business theory
I think I must be doing something right somewhere….
djmick, i think to solve this problem, just put a caption @ the bottom of the article saying that the facts are not real and has no validity. or something…
Jeez, everybody needs to calm down. There are lots of stupid laws that are still technically legit in many places. It’s just no senator wants to be remembered saying, “Uhh, yea, I think we need to get rid of that pesky law about men not being able to have sex with a mother and daughter at the same time…” The reason many of you Googlers can’t find them is either because a) you’re stupid or b) these laws are quite silly and not enforced so they don’t list them.
Please remember that this site is made only for fun. Djmick’s intention (now correct me if I’m wrong) was not to be a source for college students to write their thesis on, it’s just to give you something to do and maybe make you laugh a little.
There, I’m done.
addier is another one who seen this list for what it is…. light entertainment.
ok… you still don’t get it, djmick. or addier. and others who think its ok to push garbage as fact. if you write a light entertainment article, label it as such, and then you can let the morons be misled at their own peril.
but when you have a title ‘…laws that prove…’ but they’re not certified laws, you’re not proving a damn thing.
This list sucks. YOU suck. The very FACT that you have responded to practically every single one of these comments within 10 minutes of them being posted is an odd juxtaposition on entertainment and being pathetic.
You could die tomorrow and no one would care
Jonus the reason I reply so quickly is because all comments must be approved – so I reply as I approve. If that makes me sad, so be it.
If I died tomorrow I think a few people would care, maybe my 11 kids because I’m worth more dead than I am alive.
KR do you want 20p so you can call someone who is interested in what you have to say?
Hi DjMick,
I for one thought it was funny
I found you through stumble! which proves I’m not the only one to think so. True or not, I sort of don’t care – it’s the internet ! You can write anything you’d like, an so you did. Thank you for sharing !
All the other hating comments posted, it’s just, I don’t get why anyone would wanna do that. If they thought it was a load of BS, why read the hole thing AND comment on it… Makes you wonder, right?
I live in Liverpool an would love to see a topless girl in a tropical fish store but sadly that doesn’t happen, loved the piece though, thought it was very funny, peace out mannnn
keep the 20p, djmick, you might need it to buy lunch and dinner at some stage.
just on a casual run through the comments, it seems you’re of the major minority. more people have called BS on you and despise this ‘article’ than those who naively wish to call it entertainment.
you keep trying to come up with smart rebuttals, yet, you have yet to do so once.
don’t try again (despite the fact we both know you will) – in the eyes of anyone who has some amount of intelligence and respect for factual information, you just keep embarassing yourself.
I doubt I’ll need the 20p as much as you KR, so send me your mailing address and I’ll have my secretary mail you a cheque asap.
As for you telling me what and what not to do on my own site, save your self the trouble of typing. I’m not interested in your opinion.
Very very funny. Isn’t there some commercials that say dumb laws? I believe it. And some that they say on there are just completely ridiculous! But, kudos to you. I love dumb comedy shit, so this was perfect!
ALL BULL CRAP
I LOLED @ the Hong Kong part
Hong Kong is the same as New York or San Francisco. Not a stubborn backward village of some sort…
this laws are really CRAZZYYYYYYYYYYY
Im from cali, and you dont have ti take your mother with you to have sex thats a LIE
wow the real entertainment is the back and forth between DjMick and all the peaple who claim this to be bull shit, personaly i dont care if there real or not, this was still a good way to waste 10 minutes
the chat argument has been funnier to read than the so-called “laws”
As you seem to want credentials from everyone who’s calling you out on this crap, perhaps you’d like to tell all of US what makes you an expert on all of these? Or are you, perhaps, merely posting something that you found elsewhere on the net without actually verifying it first?
And I have seen this exact list, comments and all, elsewhere on the net.
Dave, I don’t want anything from anyone.
As for seeing this list and comments somewhere else, leave a comment with a url so we can all see which sites are stealing djmickV2 content.
I’m from Hong Kong studying law and I can guarantee you there is no such law, so don’t get your hopes high people
The indonesia thing is made up…I never heard of it, personally. I live in Bandung.
In indonesia sexiness is everywhere, we have lots of Playboy knockoff magazines. And our artistes are sexy as hell, no way you can refrain yourself from masturbating! Just check out Cinta Laura, she’s hottt
i’m a police, there’s no such law about masturbation in indonesia!
here you go everyone, proof that djmick is a plagiarist, of bad information no less.
http://en.calameo.com/books/0000000254f814d8963e8/related
published june 2008.
you didn’t even attempt to reword anything. so no, YOU are not entertaining, even to those who think bad information is good entertainment. give those accolades to some other moron who originally penned the bad infromation (which was likely in several broken parts to have been penned by somebody before them).
you lose, djmick.
KR, you are my hero, let me bow down to thee… djmick is not worthy!!!!
Where did I say the list was mine or written by me? Your web browser must be displaying different text to mine.
BTW, the only loser around here is YOU!!!
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# djmick on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Dave, I don’t want anything from anyone.
As for seeing this list and comments somewhere else, leave a comment with a url so we can all see which sites are stealing djmickV2 content.
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um…?
my god, you just keep making yourself out to be more and more stupid with every post you try to throw back at me.
i advised you before to stop for your own sake, please, i really am a little embarrassed to constantly pwn you.
KR, are you intentionally stupid? Is it an act?
Dave reckoned he’d seen, “this exact list, comments and all, elsewhere on the net.” – now unless you’re commenting elsewhere and I’m copying all these responses from another djmick then I’m thinking you can’t read and take in what others are typing.
Me looking more and more stupid – sorry, you must be looking in the mirror because the only person around here doing that is you.
And btw, if I needed any advise, you’d be the last person I come to and ask, even then would I take it in and follow it? Extremely unlikely.
It would be funnier if you didn’t say these were facts because they aren’t and some of these are offensive to people. I’m not going to hammer you like everyone else, but i recommend you write the truth or don’t state false facts.
wow, you actually can get dumber. and since you seem to love proving your inferiority, i’ll continue to pwn you.
how would dave see these reader comments, which are dynamic, on any other site?
no, the comments he is referring to, as i (from an intelligent person’s point of view) read it, is the parenthesised comments following each ‘law’.
THOSE are not djmick content. those belong to the original author.
so our browsers show the same text, the problem it seems is you struggle with comprehending english.
ps- i looked in the mirror. my god, are people supposed to actually be THAT good looking?
pps- advice is spelt with a ‘c’. you should, despite your stubbornness, consider that advice.
sadly the only person getting dumber is you – ONLY YOU.
I’m bored of you now, you’re like a puppy dog humping my leg – funny to start with, then it just gets annoying.
and yet again, you provide empty rhetoric. words without base. the last resort of someone who know’s they should quit, but refuses to be made to look the fool. on his own site, no less.
provide examples of my stupidity. please. i’ve posted enough times, i must have said something stupid.
you just don’t know how to accept defeat. you’re like the kid that kicks a ball into a tree. so he throws another ball up to knock it out. but that gets stuck. so he throws a bat. then a chair. and before you know it, he has nothing left AND realises there was a ladder there all along.
i know it’s tough to admit to yourself (and your site guests) that you’re not the big man you always thought you were. now it’s time to use the ladder. walk away. before the tree and all its contents comes crashing down.
Zzzz…. you are boring the living crap out of me.
There is no defeat to admit, there’s no trees, chairs or ladders – just a humping puppy dog that likes my leg.
for what it’s worh, i might be boring the crap out of you, but to some of your site guests, i’m contributing more entertainment value than the original ‘article’. which speaks further as to how out of touch you are with what actually constitutes entertainment to people with a low tolerance for BS.
yeah, you’ll touch on how many site hits you get or whatever – and yes, that will continue, because luckily for you the world is full of idiots, and the internet is good for 5 min fixes of mindless activity. its the same for pop music. money to be made at the expense of actual talent if you throw the right pieces together for a mindless audience. so good on you. but being an authority to idiocy just seems like low aspirations to me. or maybe i just aim too high.
hell, if you weren’t such a douchebag, it’d probably make sense for me to write columns for you. at least we could be confident the material would be fresh, factual, and funny. 3 things missing from your work.
i’m done. i can admit i’ve already pwned you enough, it really doesn’t feel right to encourage you to keep digging a deeper hole for yourself.
love, KR.
KR the pleasure has been all mine, I have enjoyed your company and you will be sadly missed, just not humping my leg
Calm down everybody.
To all the folks who read the article and had a laugh …. well done, you got the point.
To all the others who jumped on their high horses …. ffs go and have a cup of strong tea and a lie down. This is not CNN.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
NOT TRUE, this is total bs, who said this?
not a lawyer nor judge. my relative is.
no masturbation = decapitation law in indonesia. thats bulshit.
show us the proof
I HAPPEN TO LIKE YOUR SHIT –
MATTER OF FACT
YOUR SHIT IS JUST AS GOOD AS MY SHIT
SO DON’T BE HATIN IF I RIP OFF SOME OF YOUR SHIT
BEST
M
This is not believable. It is possible and real?
i love the internet. everyone is always so serious. it’s a very ridiculous place. haha
What is everyone on about? Have you never heard of such a thing as a joke? Jokes are repeated thorough out the world,who cares who originally came up with it, whether the artist decides to call his joke a fact or not its his business,hear what he says,laugh or dont laugh and if it bothers you then leave and stop boring us with the need for a source and citations and what not.
I think this was a pretty cool article, the laws are so ridiculous its funny. And stop insulting one another,thats just lame,very lame and childish. Hello this is earth and things happen and some cant always be proved
KR, your a douchebag. must be sad to live in your world. a world without comedy or fun. i can imagine you at christmas, tellin your auntie who was tryin to do well just how crap that sweater is, or takin your lighter to the tree. i mean wtf dude? never had a little fun in your life? you were the loser in high school, werent ya, and after 1 too many wedgies decided you would police the entire internet for any signs of happiness, and diminish them.
seriously, how may times dyu need to be locked inside your own locker before you become this kr? seriously, i wanna know so i can start to take measures with my wn kids, i dont want kids like you. i want kids with some trace of a sense of humour.
go on, now blow your horn on me, say some ridiculous, boring crap then say you pwned me and blah blah blah. youe borin KR. no-one gives 2 craps bout your opinion. you couldnt make a clown on happy pills smile.
DJ Mick, keep it up. consider this a bookmark
The thing about lebanon is not true.. there is no such laws, its not legal, its not illegal either.. there is just no law concerning the topic.
i have to clarify, in indonesia there’s no decapitation as penalty for masturbation [no decapitation in our country] and in islam we do not use brick but white calico.
hope the writer clarify fix those mistakes [please write something true]
will you all grow up? this is simply on here for entertainment purposes. have a laugh and get on with your day there is no need for snide remarks.
djmick likes Stacey
I for one was truly entertained at this article, 2 thumbs up for djmick for making it look so realistic and factual.
I guess that’s where the problem stems from, some kid might come along read this article and think that these laws are true !. can you imagine a dude scared to whack off because he’s scared of losing his head ! (how would anyone even know you were jacking off?) hahah.
anyway I believe enough has been said in the comments to let anyone know that this article is not real, so what’s the harm ?
and to all you people out there making noise going “is this true?”
seriously weren’t you thought not to believe everything you hear ? or in this case read !.
Just because a website says so doesn’t mean it’s true. you guys are those bunch of people who think “hey if it’s on wiki it must be true” and “i saw it on TV so it must be real” you guys are the truly ignorant ones and should be ashamed of yourself.
the world would be a darker place without comedy, I for one feel that this article (and long list of comments) has brightened up my day. (night actually where I’m from but let’s not get technical here)
I enjoy how everyone cares enough to go to the effort of posting a comment.
See I just read it and thought “Well that was a poor attempt of humor”
I actually found the comments far more interesting…
Poor, poor people who can’t just think “It’s a joke…cool, not funny, next” and a sad article author who most likely thought his article was gold until he started receiving comments stating the opposite and now is doomed to a life of replying to them trying to be witty and trying to ensure he gets the last word.
Yeah, that’s all… the only reason I somehow ended up on this page is because I was on Cyanide and Happiness and saw the link to this article and thought it might have been interesting. Fail on my behalf.
Do not reply to me lol, like don’t even reply with “Ok I won’t” – and don’t now still reply just to try and be funny and be all like “OMGZ HE ASKED ME NOT TO REPLY SO NOW IM TOTALLY GOING TO REPLY CAUSE IM H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S” Cause chyeah, it’s clear just HOW funny you are… (Don’t reply with “thank you =]”)
P.S I understand that Irony that lies within my opening statement.
Word.
I once heard about a creature called troll, or something like that… At least they arent so common as total idiots here.. he he :>
lol, made me laugh, so fair one(can say i belive then all but hey). Even more entertaining is reading the comments. Alot of people have taken alot of effort to slag u off dj mick. If only i could show so much devotion to things i disaproved off, they must realy care.
LOL, the comments have become more entertaining than the original post.
As for you TDK – kiss my ass – when you pay my bills and become editor of this site, then, and only then, will you tell me what to do!!!
Wow, rule #1 should be the fact that ignorance and ethnocentrism have run rampant in this country, and this kind of shit just proves it.
I’ve been reading the topic and some of the comments ( I couldn’t read them all, just too boring,) and I didn’t find them factual or funny, just odd.
In my eyes those who found it funny must be sad people, but not everyone has the same humour as me.
KR and djmick you not gonna make each other see your point of view so why bother I wouldn’t, If I didn’t like it I would say so leave (like I’m gonna do) and I would care if it got through or got a reply.
plus one thing I’ve learned never argue with an idiot, for you’ll never win, so stop trying to beat each other you’ll only win the ‘idiot of the year’ cup for your troubles.
LOL
Yeah, you must be proud.
Only thing I’m proud of is my trophy wife
Read the article, not funny. Read the comments, not funny. The funny thing is that the editor and publisher of this article doesn’t realize that he has no credibility whatsoever. You are taking something that I received as chain mail years ago and portraying it as fact. No, I’m not stupid enough to even second-guess myself that any of these have any truth to them, but there are people out there who are gullible. And my guess is many of those people end up on your (poorly constructed) site. I feel sorry for those people, and I feel sorry for you with your holier than thou attitude (either that or you’re just too dense to understand why people would be upset that you outright lied to them).
Thanks for you comments Mike – should we all share the same sense of humour and laugh at only the stories, jokes, comedies, photos, etc that you find amusing?
I would like to know who made you head of the humour police? Or for that matter the website design police?
You seem to have a lot to say for yourself, so please share with everyone, what makes your opinion the right one?
And please don’t feel sorry for me, I don’t need your sympathy.
HAHAHAHA i dont wana disrespect or anything..am not sure about the rest but i am sure that atleast on of them is wrong..(ure facts) .
I am lebanese..and i have lived in lebanon and studied its laws all my life.. and i have never seen any law that states that men are allowed to do what u say they are allowed to do..hehehe… but i can give u another funny fact if u wana replace this one…in lebanon men and women who arent married are not allowed to hold hands… now that one is true…and it is written in our constitution but no one gives a damn..and ppl do it anywyas.. hehehe…but hehe its funny what u wrote… animals? haha
I find it entertaining that so many people are out to ‘prove’ djmick wrong. Does it matter that much to you all? Seriously? If you are that worried about it, I think it’s you who has the problem, not him/the site. How much of what you see on the internet do you truly believe? And with that being said, why are you so apt to believe THIS? Is it YOU who is gullible, or perhaps you are just afraid to be seen as gullible, therefore MUST go out of your way to harass this person on a site you personally chose to visit. Or randomly came across and chose to read. Either way, it was your choice, and you were ‘wise’ enough to see through the ‘truth’ of it all. By combating this article with your powerful words, you are actually calling every other reader stupid, because you seem to really want to alert them of how fake the ‘facts’ in this piece of writing are. Do you think that they can’t decide for themselves if they believe it or not? And why? You are becoming the very media feeder that people hate the United States for, you’re using your words to attempt to control people and tell them what to think and believe. I suppose I’m done writing now, but perhaps you should think before you write, everyone. Not really directed at djmick, it’s his friggin site, he can write whatever he wants.
The one about Cali, Colombia is not true; I bet that many of the other “facts” are crap too.
LMFAO, well not to the original article, sry all that got was a small chuckle but really the amount people care is astounding, and after reading ALL the comments I have to say this:
Sry KR,
You didn’t say anything exactly stupid, it was rather your actions, because his as you say ’stupid remarks (paraphrasing because I dont feel like scrolling up) ‘ had you coming back continuously and either you bookmarked the page or shorcuted it but either way you increased his traffic and unless your goal was to in fact help him, you fail.
And well to all the commenters maybe you should start reading some of the comments before posting, there were QUITE a few repeats.
Ria
Well this whole conversation was entertaining. And at the risk of being called a hypochrite or something I must say that arguing on a post like this is futile and wasteful…but it entertains me so have at it. The “laws” were hilarious and this mess of angry comments is just icing on the cake. Bravo to all contributors.
I don’t care much about the laws, I just want to know who that hot bitch is in the picture and where I can find more pictures of her.
I thought some were funny with ur feedback and who cares these “facts” are false if some people believe them that would only make it funnier. xD As for trashing on him because he mentioned a lil religious thing in it is funny too because if there is something that lacks facts and is rediculous it’s religion xD rofl
..lOl..
I like the episod..
Who cares if its valid or Shyt..
Atleast i enjoyed goin through the article..
Life is too short to be stressing on f@ckin shyt..
There fellows ( all haters) cmon get a Muh F@cking Life.. Stop F@acking with Djmike..
Stop Bullshitting on non Material Crap..
Laugh it out..
This is supposed to be true, it’s supposed to be funny. It fails miserably of course, it doesn’t help that it verges on racist by using the stereotype of “foreign people have backwards, silly ideas.”
djmick, people hate it, but at least you tried. Quit being so defensive and try to learn from this experience.
Now go ahead, make fun of my name or my grammar or something. And no, I’m not any kind of “policeman” or “professional,” I’m just a guy with an opinion, if you don’t want to hear other people’s opinions then don’t allow comments.
I’ve no retort for you 29Victor because you never threw any insults or got personal like the others whom I answered in an unfriendly manner.
Everyone is entitled to share their opinion and I have deleted all but one comment due to the nature of the language used. I think it’s fair to say I’m willing to share both the negative and positive responses here. Otherwise there would be no point in asking readers to ’speak your mind’.
Wow who wrote this offensive piece of shit.
the article was funny, but just reading all of the comments was a blast, lol.
I guess this could be a form of satire, right?
if you don’t get it, maybe you just aren’t smart enough to and should move on.
plus, how many people use wiki for papers and projects without checking the sources.
I cannot believe how many people write and comment with such hatred and obnoxious remarks. Lighten up people, not everything you read on teh internetz is true!
My goodness, what is the world coming to if the people who have commented above are a large sized chunk of the world populace. I think we may be doomed…. = – (
Just so everyone knows, lighten up and love is the way and the answer you seek <3
Much Love
Neoborn
NEW LAW!!!!!!!
where Djmick lives, it is a requirement to be a fully pledged asswipe in oreder to own a website on which you can write tons of crap.
I am from Lebanon, and stop spreading rumors and stereotyping! just a bunch of ignorants, makes me sick!
Why the hell do so many people bitch about if its true or not? Its funny either way and if you get offended by it pull the stick out of your ass or dont look at this site nobody wants to read your whiney comments.
wtf??? dude..im lebanese
seriously..i was gonna believe all the s**it u wrote until i got there
r u really that lonely and sad nd feel bad abt yrself that u had to make the world look bad?
awwww
what can i say…i pity ppl like yrself
..does your life suck that much?
***obscenity deleted***… it will make u feel better..
I remember when I first read this list (including the comments) several years ago via a joke email. Happy 10th anniversary to ’strange laws’ joke.
We all know these aren’t actual laws, it’s just supposed to be amusing.
ok i laughed at the ridiculousness of these “laws” but in all truth the real entertainment came from the battle of wits between KR and djmick… it may have gotten rather stupid by the end but it kept me reading for a solid 10 minutes or so, good job guys! im rather impressed.
Ok, I’m not here to get anyone angry, and I’ll NEVER be on a site like this again (provided that my friends with lower intelligence stop sending me shitty links) so don’t bother with a rude reply. It’s not like its really going to bother me anyway. I just wanted to say that KR does have a point. Has nobody here met someone who constantly feeds you line after line of bullshit, and then talks in (apparently?) witty circles when someone calls them out on it? And yeah, I agree, ridiculously untrue things like this article can be funny, but not when you say or even insinuate that they are fact. And honestly? I know most of you didn’t follow this entire stream of argument between KR and Djmick, but Djmick even goes as far as to say that if this article appeared anywhere else, that it was stolen from this site….and then turns right around and basically denies claiming that it was his work…it really only takes a second of scrolling to see that you DID indeed claim this work. And i know that for those of you who think that this whole argument was stupid, and it was just a joke, you will either not bother reading this, or dismiss it as just some other idiot who can’t just laugh at a joke. But truly, Djmick is an idiot. And I really do feel sorry for anyone who can’t see that.
Did you know that in america its legal for a man to marry his, mother, father, sister, brother, cousin, auntie, uncle, son and/or daughter? Amazing, huh?
Dan you are the idiot – after reading your reply my guess is your IQ level must be around the low 70’s.
If you had used only a tenth of the intelligence you were born with you’d have been able to understand that it was the comments – like yours – that I said had been copied if they were anywhere else on the net. Not the list of laws.
Take your ass out the door and don’t come back. I’m not here to take your abuse. Now go.
stupid writer, did you just create your own law or what
i live in indonesia and i masturbate everynight, and no one can stop me
learn more a**hole, IDIOT
A few things.
1. To all of those who found this funny, than you have the sense of humor djmick was trying to convey.
2. To everyone who is ripping on this and calling djmick things like “stupid” “full of bs” and other rude comments, if you were “righteous” enough to go and explain how this is bs and how djmick is a fraud, you have no life to actully concern your self with writing some melevolent post to think you are above him ON HIS OWN SITE. posting your opinion is fine but you guys went too far.
3. i thought it was funny, true or not, props to djmick
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
well, actually i never saw in news that someone was executed just because caught masturbate
check your facts, dammit!
“There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated” – NOFX.
That quote just seems rather appropriate here.
Anyone who thinks the article is ‘funny’ (though to me they suspiciously look like djmick pseudonyms) and that naysayers have missed the point, well, I believe you’ve missed out on a lot more.
Michael Swaim – now there’s an internet humourist. Funny, and researched. Though, for those who liked this article, don’t bother googling his work. We still need people like you to take care of the simple jobs of the world.
Enjoy the rest of the internet, y’all.
Gigi is obviously another member of the humour police – it’s not funny unless he says so.
http://www.dumblaws.com/…..
look them up there… f**k everyone calm your farm.
dont need to take life so seriously… goodness…
if it makes you feel any better Djmick i had a giggle at them.
everyone else needs to lighten up and stop being sods.
good day all
oh and i thought id throw in a law that does my head in
Children may not purchase cigarettes, Adults may not purchase cigarettes for children (ie. people under 18) but it is legal for said children to smoke….
how does that work?
Hey Mick I believe you. The world is full of bullshit laws. Here’s one in the town I grew up in. In Joliet you can get a misdemeanor and a five dollar fine for pronouncing the name wrong. Now saying this, a bunch of five year old kids are going to call out and scream bullshit. However there is a source below. So all you five year old kids can now just sit there and stfu.
The source:
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm
And before some dumb ass shouts it’s not credible it’s not a dot com site.
.co.uk = .com.uk Simply stating it is from the uk and the site is credible.
Anyone who says that ^^^^^^ can take their comment and shove it up their ignorant ass.
ok…..first i did find it entertaining…but one advice to djmick…wen u do crack a joke at stuff try not to hurt sentiments….like many ppl here said….most ppl dont get the jokes or are too touchy bout stuff like that…that islam bit was a bit low….
but hey…..on the brighter side this fukin cracked me up : “I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?”………luvd this…..
tc
ps: like i said…..be a bit thoughtful of whom u hurt or not……some1 out there might wanna try and blow u up for it….heard pakistan and iraq got loads of suicide bombers! lol…
lol I laughed when i first saw this. I thought it was funny! but I most say, I only laughed cuz i thought you were trying to be silly, and it was all in the name of good fun. but You most be extremely ignorant if you think people actually believe this, even more so, if you believe it yourself.
Get educated di**wad.
ps. I hope you dont ACTUALLY think your comebacks are clever or witty cause, they sure in hell aren’t, some of them don’t even make sense
O by the way KR, PLEASE STOP REPLYING ITS MAKING HIM FEEL IMPORTANT, the more you give him purpose the longer it will be before he kills himself
we all know your the more intelligent one. He’s just someone who did something he thought everyone would find hilarious but didnt so now all his doing is trying to justify himself and getting defensive…please, the more crap I read from the guy the more I want to find him and kill him
Why couldnt he just write “just joking people dont take it too serious” at the end or at least apologize for not doing so?
He’s just a wise ass trust me, nothing you say will get to people like him, just leave him be..the douche
Ryvon – another name calling tosser who doesn’t understand himself let alone have the ability to read through the comments of a post and figure out what’s actually being said.
I think you should try harder at school and if you have already left – then it’s time for you to attend night school.
@ djmike…. have to admit that was hillarious nearly wet myself reading that …. shame the “politically correct” mob have found the internet and are now trying to stop people from having a good laugh. either that or they got there hopes up about moving to guam to start a new career.
i think ur all a bunch of losers who dont have anything else to do. you choose to sit at home and write each other immature comments. just smoke a blunt and get over yourselves. get a job or something.
well i belive in all of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hail djmick!! harharhar.. u just fu*king hate this site because you are one of those people decribed above ahahahahhahahahaharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
One word: check your sources. Most of this is BS or so “spun” as to be ridiculous.
Third time I’ve seen this list, I wonder who actually wrote it.
I have no idea about the other “laws”, but I currently live in Guam. I am in the USAF stationed here, and I can guarantee you, there are NO men being paid to screw virgins.
Guam is a US territory, the locals (Chamorro) are US citizens.
hi, i’m from indonesia..and really dude..where did u get this list? i bet u didn’t even check the validity of the sources. well, the part about punishment for masturbation in Indonesia is really hilarious, though it doesn’t make it less wrong, it just prove that you are stupid.
pw – you are the one who assumed I thought the list was ‘fact’. That must make you as stupid as me.
Wow, this is brilliant
I don’t know how he does it 
Djmick.. you’ve done one ridiculous, stolen article, replied to a few people’s comments, and your already the guy/kid/labradoodle that I’d wanna smack after 5 minutes.
All I saw was “Puppy dog humping my leg” after you were repeatedly having chunks of your own ass handed to you on a plate
Now if THAT isn’t entertainment.. I don’t know what is 
Your sheer stupidity and determination to shove off the amount of people that you did ( even ones with some ACTUAL GENUINE ADVICE ) just shows me what a tool you are in real life and no wonder you sit here posting used material in an article
AND THINK ITS FUNNY!!!
Well your “masterpiece” has amused me
Also.. pw never mentioned the word ‘fact’ in his WHOLE comment..
plus you’ve clearly named this article “10 LAWS ( yes I said LAWS!!! ) That Prove The World Is Nuts” so why your contradicting yourself is beyond me
Now I’m looking forward to your reply
Don’t let me down..
And let me help you out.. You might want to talk about the actual incident.. and not refer to me as “Boring, Troll-like, Annoying” or whatever useless concoctions you manage to weasel out of that minuscule brain of yours
Good luck pleasing me
Your article didn’t 
Ryizzle Fo’Shizzle! that was one long winded reply from someone who didn’t like what they read.
You like all the others can’t see this for what it is… be it the list itself or my replies.
As for pleasing you – I’m too busy pleasing your mama to have any time for that
this whole list is non-sense, these are not real laws, djmick please try to come up wth sumthing tht is really funny and doesnt creat such a heated argument.
ur second law, being muslim i would like to clearify it for all, genitals of a deceased are not covered wth brick or wood but with cloth, and its due to the respect for the deceased.
bull shit
what a stupid post…
please keep this crap just for you and your stupid family
lol
I like how everyone automatically assumes that information on the Internet should be fact! The best part is that they feel that they must repeatedly state the fact that they aren’t true…
Here’s one for you, in Bricktown, a part of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,it is illegal to eat a cheeseburger while walking backwards. I like how it happened often enough that they had to enact legislation on it…
lol really funny
and people who say this is BS should just not bother to read it or comment if it offends you so much.
just saying
It’s understandable why so many of you find this article offensive but resorting to name calling is not going to get your point across.
KR: You didn’t pwn anyone.
bruce, calling people losers is just as immature.
Wow, you people fell for it. It’s a ruse. He is looking to raise his hit count to attempt to impress his friends.
Funny? Yes.
Accurate? Decidedly no.
Clever way to raise his hit count?
WIN!
A ruse Mike? Never…
One thing you did get wrong – the part about me trying to impress my friends.If I had any do you think they’d really care how many pageviews this has had?
The Indonesian rule is totally wrong about decapitation for masturbation acts.
And yes I checked with the Indonesian Government’s Dept of Justice as well as Indonesian Lawyers.
This rule does not exist AT ALL.
Please make sure you make your facts right before publishing publicly on internet.
“I checked with the Indonesian Government’s Dept of Justice as well as Indonesian Lawyers. ”
Anita I think you are telling porky pies or maybe you’ve had a wee drink today?
Understand that you and other people thinks it’s funny. That’s everyone’s prerogative. Each person has the right to have free speech and find things other people think are not funny.
I’m writing this to point out a discrepancy based on your own reply comments.
I have no desire to call you names or be impolite to you. There is no need for that. We can all act with appropriate manners and respect even if we disagree with people. And as you ask people to comment, there will be people who will disagree with you so it’s a 2 way requirement for politeness and respect.
I’m just observing that after reading your comments to the people commenting on the specific Indonesian law that it seems to me you are inconsistent.
You have commented on other people’s comments as below about the Indonesian law on masturbation:
Firstly you responded to an Indonesian who called you out on the Indonesian law comment and you replied as such:
tehmanisanget on September 26th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
THIS:
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
IS NOT TRUE.
there is no such legislation regarding masturbation
djmick on September 26th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
And I take it you are an Indonesian lawyer or judge? Thought not…
Which signifies to me that you are asking someone to proof to you legally if what you stated as an Indonesian law is not true, which then alludes to the law in this post being a fact. Why ask someone if there are a lawyer or a judge if the post was not a legal issue aka a fact.
Then you commented later on as below to someone else’s post on same Indonesian law:
pw on January 4th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
hi, i’m from indonesia..and really dude..where did u get this list? i bet u didn’t even check the validity of the sources. well, the part about punishment for masturbation in Indonesia is really hilarious, though it doesn’t make it less wrong, it just prove that you are stupid.
djmick on January 4th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
pw – you are the one who assumed I thought the list was ‘fact’. That must make you as stupid as me.
So, the 2 comments are inconsistent to each other. If it wasn’t a ‘fact’ to begin with, why do a reply comment on september 26th at 5.59pm above that the person isn’t a lawyer or judge which signifies to me that you are asking someone to disproof the legalities of the law aka fact.
Kudos to you though for making a provocative post and having so many replies. But word of advice to you and others on this comment section, please try to be polite and respectful to each other, There’s really no need to descend to name calling from both sides.
We can all agree to disagree politely and respectfully.
No I’m not DJMick as I said there is no need to descend to name calling. I’ve not called you any names or being impolite.
My brother is an Indonesian and Asian lawyer and my uncle is senior government official to the Department of Justice. I’ve shown them the website and asked for their feedback.
If you need their names, I can provide it in email if you want to call out on my ‘facts’.
Name calling??? I said I don’t believe you – which I still don’t, and I asked had you had a drink? No name calling other than Anita, your given nickname.
Step off your soapbox, have a cup of tea and relax.
I can deny with proofs that the Bolivian/Colombian “rules” writen here, are completely fake, since i study latinoamerican laws, and ive checked them way so far, without finding anything related
seems like your intention was to present this as a joke… not really funny… I’m not offended or anything, they’re just lame… better luck next time bro
upon reading a few more of the comments (I just read the first 4 or 5) you WERE trying to make a joke… huh. anyway, peace out
imcompa – different people, different minds, different tastes – isn’t that what makes the world we live in such a wonderful place? If we all thought and looked the same life would be dull.
if none of this is real then how did u come up with all of it lol very creative but please answer that
Oh my god… you are SO pitifully sensitive to other people’s opinions of your shitty writing. I bet your stomach is just knotted up with every notification!
Well, as ridiculous as I feel for wasting my time reading this string of comments, it is hilarious to see someone write lame, vague “humor” like this and then get totally ripped apart for it. I mean, really, you made an ass of yourself.
Also — and I know this will be a bit of a stretch granted how pathetic you are — consider not posting lame crap like this. I mean, you see how people who read this react. They literally hate you after they read this.
S*^t – like your nickname, you’re full of it.
This list is gay.
As in an abomination.
mr yepyep – thanks for sharing your thoughts, such insight is always welcome.
djmick, you are a clever one.
Stolen content + idiotic insults = lots of site traffic
Haha, this is awful.
You can’t even defend yourself. You post this list as “laws” and then make fun of people for believing you.
You’re like a child. You’re the guy who just doesn’t get it.
Just quit.
Your cute little quips are nice too. The “not addressing the problem part”? My favorite.
Oh, but I must say, the woman in the picture at the top is quite sexy. Good choice of photo djmick. =]
Maybe make a new post saying, “this chick is hot, and that’s a FACT!”
Then you can source me, because I think she’s hot. =]
dude the cali-colombia thing isnt true!
If you are going to make a humorous list of fake facts shouldn’t you make it humorous?
hey some laws here are legit!
just chill out and enjoy, laughter is the best medicine…
OMG I can’t believe any of you really take mick’s comments seriously. He is hilarious and if you cant see that then peace and go to another site. What i really can’t believe is that you guys comment back like ur so pissed, take the stick out of ur asses, lolz.
I love how people react to this. If you think it’s not a real fact, shake your head in unbelief, laugh (some of them were funny) and then go on with your life. I mean, how many of you has ever told a lie!!!! I think that we all tell bull shit at least one time in our lives… And even if these facts are not real, at least he tried to make us (me) laugh. Seriously people, don’t take yourselves too seriously. I bet those offended don’t even have the tinniest relation to the people that should actually be offended.
you guys are so damn childish!! no one said you had to believe it. no one said you even had to READ it. You chose to. So dont come in here and waste your life calling people liars. its irritating. like kabezon said, some of them were funny. Laugh. stop acting like ornery old men and women.
this should be on FailBlog. if not for the poor attempt at humour(!?), misleading title, inconsistent stance the author took in his replies to comments and the futile cyber argument, then definately for the Indonesian guy who felt the need to tell us that he cracks one off every night!
Elle, oh elle…….???? – another know it all who seems to have credentials stating he is another member of the internet humour police to tell us what we should and should not be laughing at.
On a whole this article, which you stated to be written (read forwarded) with humorous intent was, by and large, deemed to be not funny. This is evidenced by the MANY comments stating as such, which far outweigh the comments claiming otherwise. FAIL
Chief Director of Laughter Police – nice nickname, also very appropriate
BTW – anyone who uses the term “FAIL”…. that tells me a lot, an awful lot about the person using it.
can all of you guys just get a life and stop giving the guy shit, like seriosly ive been to colombia i lived there for a while and to tell u the truth wat the guy wrote might be true because some places are insane and if u dont listen to a latino i dont knw at the f***k is wrong wit u and its funny and thats wat i care about the most so stop being d^^ks and shut the f^^k up
“The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.”
There is no law like that in indonesia,
There is no law like that in indonesia,
There is no law like that in indonesia.
THERE IS NO LAW LIKE THAT IN INDONESIA.
rasmus3572@yahoo.com – messages and comments are welcome as long as you do not use such vulgar language.
alright guys, fine I admit this was all a big dumb joke cooked up by me. I was pretty bored at work one day, so viola, sue me!