Joke Time: Job Interview London Police Firearms Unit

A man wanting to join the London Met’s Firearms Section was being interviewed.

The Chief Constable doing the interview said, “Your qualifications look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a loaded service pistol across the desk, he said: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot twenty illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, sixty Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”

“A rabbit, why a rabbit?”

“Great attitude”, said the Chief Constable. “When can you start?”

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