Joke Time: New British Drinking Rules
A Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice’
A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.’
A British chap, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.
He says, ‘In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless Britain.
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