If Big Brands Made Condoms

This list arrived via email last week and I’m guessing it was put together by someone bored senseless at work being paid do being doing something far more important but dull.

A bit like you maybe? Reading this at work?

Anyway, here’s how some big brands taglines may look like if they sold condoms.

Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.

Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.

Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”.

FCUK condoms – no comment required.

Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?

Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.

Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms – every little helps.

Nike Condoms – Just do it.

Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms – size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin.

Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsburg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.

Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play.

AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!”

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