Crazy Classifieds: I Need An Alibi

As seen on Gumtree London.

I need an alibi Age: 25
Date posted: Friday 5th June
Location:: A good hideout

Bank-robbing fugitive seeks life on the run with willing damsel.

Thrills, spills and danger on offer. Chilvary and ‘the good life’ will depend on whether we get away with it.

Must be good on horseback and handling a pistol. Sleeping rough will also be required, we’ll have to lay low for a while.

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