One Night Stand: Peaches Geldof

Published by djmick on June 30th, 2009

Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof isn’t even half her name, I kid you not this chicks full name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof – you couldn’t have her back for seconds with a name like that even if she does suck like a hoover.

Of course you couldn’t expect anything less when you realise her parents are, Bob ‘I can save the world all by myself and don’t get in my f*^king way while I do it’ Geldof and Paula ‘died of drugs or something’ Yates.

Her fame, if you can call it that, comes from having famous parents and apart from a couple of dull reality shows she’s usually in the headlines for her drunken antics that often involve some level of sex and nudity – which is why I’d be happy to have her as another notch on my bedpost.

I can’t image the sex to be mind blowing but I’m sure if Peaches had a few glasses of champagne she’ll make a decent effort and I’d probably get her tie me up just to see exactly what she’s got in her kinky repertoire.

I also think Peaches could be a bit of a bunny boiler so it would either be her place or a hotel. I wouldn’t want her lurking in the shadows of my garden when she gets all mad that I don’t answer her calls.

100% one night only kind of chick.